In the beginning was the plan
and then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was on the face of the Employees
And they spoke unto their Supervisors saying;
"Its's a Crock of Shit and it Stinketh."
And the Supervisors wen unto their Department Heads and Sayeth;
"It's a pail of Dung, and none may abide the Oder thereof."
And the Department Heads went unto their Managers and sayeth;
"It is a Container of Excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide in it."
And the Manager wen onto their director and sayeth;
"It is a Vessel of Fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the Director went onto the Vice President and sayeth;
"It contains that wich aids Plant Growth, and it is very strong."
And the Vice President went to the Executive VP and sayeth;
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Executive VP went to the President and sayeth;
"This Powerful New Plan will actively promote the growth and the efficiency of the system."
And the President looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.
And the plan became policy.